When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
ego my feely
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
white black seinfeld
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
Wants Into Theme
And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
Love I Mad
I'm not a Democrat.
Once you give up rights, they're not going to give them back.
Give Once Up
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
Gun Affiliation Anyone
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
Delivered Journalism Want
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.
Than Really Say
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Scary Dumb President