When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Fact Scary Dumb
We have, essentially, a worthless democracy.
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
Know Globe Regimes
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
Over Foreign Policy
I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.