Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Old Even Green
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Husband Gets His
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Better Jack Good
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Fools In The Past Past
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Around Practices Greens
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Troubles Thinking Shots
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Words Next Time Word
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
English Greens Putt