Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Enjoy His Only
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
I Green Bananas
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Good Better I
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Envy Past Only
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Man Bag Know
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.