Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Professional Golf Playing
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Green Old Anymore
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Wife Half His
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Win Good Jack
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Present Live Only
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Practices Much Who
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Got Man Troubles
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Time Words Two
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
English Spanish Putt