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She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
Love
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
Karma
People, generally, suck.
Humor
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
humor insanity sanity
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
books stephenie-meyer vampires
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
Christ
Children see magic because they look for it.
imagination magic Imagination
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
fluke humor
Blessed are the dumbfucks.
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.