She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
People, generally, suck.
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.
Humor insanity sanity
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
vampires Wrong stephenie-meyer
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
Children see magic because they look for it.
children magic imagination
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
Blessed are the dumbfucks.
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.