When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
god judgement afterlife
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Food food carpe-diem
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
mothers family humor
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Tragedy Line Laughter
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
Housework can kill you if done right.
chores humor Humor
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Barking Doing Water
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Courage carpeting children