If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Louise Bombeck née Fiste (February 21 1927 – April 22 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression Doubleday 1974. Using the money Erma Bombeck earned Erma enrolled in Ohio University at Athens Ohio in 1946.