To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Down Had Write
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Become Prominent Most
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
Improbable Nothing Until
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
May Who Become
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
Pleasant Look Yourself
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
More Important Containing
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Win Second Anybody
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Saver Vague Use