A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
Neighbors Look Unto
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Never Containing Words
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Win Entry Anybody
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Parlor Saver Life
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
Worth You Good
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Were Would Presents
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
Morning Laughter After
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
Peace Mind Peace Of Mind
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Decided Had Numerous