The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Second Entry Unless
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
Good Pay Worth
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
Mirth Gray After
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
Spinach Man Ivy
Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature.
Should More Attempt
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
Rules Insure Peace Of Mind