Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Bed Rise Bad
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Dear Relative Who
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Parlor Use Saver
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
Folly Pay Good
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.
Ivy Another Man