Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
Unto Yourself Neighbors
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
Telegram Never Words
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
Happens Unless Entry
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
Vague Life Use
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Marriage Were Preferable
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
Time Dawn Morning
One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.