Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
Experienced Love Is Emotion
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Finds Company Love
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
Sometimes Always Love
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
First Wife His
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
More Nothing Transparency
I drink to make other people interesting.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Think Anger Clenched