Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.
A man admires a woman not for what she says, but what she listens to.
She Man Admires
A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart.
First Illusion Sweetheart
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
Man Nothing Than
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
Looking Get Out
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
Beauty Men Merry
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Citizens Who Ones