Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.
Few Experienced Many
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
Company True Feel
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
Always Man Poodle
A man may be said to love most truly that woman in whose company he can feel drowsy in comfort.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
Criticism is the windows and chandeliers of art: it illuminates the enveloping darkness in which art might otherwise rest only vaguely discernible, and perhaps altogether unseen.
Otherwise Criticism Discernible
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.
Salt Did Man
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
His Anger Man
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
More Men Cosmetics
The path of sound credence is through the thick forest of skepticism.