Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
Business
Who's Evan?" Ian asked. "Amy's boyfriend!" "Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed. "Since none of your business!
We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.
Love
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.
the
Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?" -Amy Cahill
Family
There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though." "What help?" Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a part of the most powerful family in human history.
Art theft gave a guy an appetite.
Art
I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
france food diet
Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.
Education teaching teachers
For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
humor science
We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!" "Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.
Humor canal venice
I've taken care of it," I said My father looked at me, shocked. Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work. "No, no, I mean he's gone.
Funny
