In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.
Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business!
We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.
Ian sighed wanly. "I once had the means to be gaga over art–before I found myself in a country where the standard of beauty is toaster waffles shaped like cartoon characters.
Wonderful. What's the point of throwing a hissy fit without friends and family on hand to hear it?"
There's always a way," his sister lectured. "We'll need help, though."
Amy grinned. "Sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a part of the most powerful family in human history.
Art theft gave a guy an appetite.
I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
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Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.
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For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.
We didn't stow away!" Dan protested. "You sunk our boat and pulled us out of the canal!"
"Good point," Ian agreed. "Return them to the canal. Roughly, please.
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I've taken care of it," I said
My father looked at me, shocked.
Then I realized "taken care of" had a very specific meaning in his line of work.
"No, no, I mean he's gone.