I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
Kitten, you need to make a decision. Either we stay here and behave or we leave now and I promise you”—his voice dipped lower and the words fell against my lips—“if we leave, I won’t behave.
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
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Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again!
Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.
I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.
You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!
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She's my kitten, and no one else's.
Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off.
Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...