Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
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Why are you such an ass?" The words came out before I could think twice.
"Everyone has to excel at something, right?"
"Well, you're doing a great job.
I could always give you a teaser. You bookish people love teasers, don't you?
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Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja?
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Will you show me what you really look like? You don't sparkle, do you?
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I don't think he meant to kiss me," I said finally.
"What? Did he slip and fall on your mouth? Those things are known to happen.
You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never
thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I’m convinced it should be an Olympic sport.
The day my internet was hooked up was better than having a hot guy check out my butt and ask for my phone number.
So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.
I was gonna be super pissed in the afterlife if I died a virgin in this crap hole.
So the dickhead had a name. Daemon—seemed fitting. And of course his sister would be as attractive as him. Why not? Welcome to West
Virginia, the land of lost models.
How long have you been standing there?"
"Just long enough to see you give Daemon the middle finger."
"He deserved it.
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