Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me.
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
Professor Honored Reading
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.
Today Child Hadn
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
Terms Morning Contradiction
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.
Than I More
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
Cat Throw You
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.