Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me.
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.
Create Foundation Honored
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
Grateful Go You
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Pet Courage Way
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
Trash Through Your