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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
Trust books
Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.
humor-wicked-reading
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
simile humor Humor
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
Humor
People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.
Life
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
funny
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
humor
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
humor-cats-allergies
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
writers talking Humor
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.
Read reading
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
crying comfort tears
All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
reading-secrets
