Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Skunk Lawyer Road
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
Sometimes Case Win
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Boss Loser You
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
I Had First
Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.
Name Democratic Political Party