I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.
Goldfish Privacy Much
My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.
I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life.
The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.
Only Down Hand
I am deeply grateful for the concern of all those who constantly prayed for my happiness.
Constantly I Am Deeply
I have no intention of telling people what I have for breakfast.
I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.
Apparent I Heir
When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.
Sister Up Made