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Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
Funny funny
Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?
morganvillevampires Funny
Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.
morganville-vampires gay Funny
Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
boys Humor
Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
fantasy humor paranormal
You. O Positive. How many exits?" "What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?
sobriquet Dance
Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.
myrnin Vampire
Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
eve-rosser morganville-vampires michael-glass
No, not you two. Stay here." "Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?" Eve asked. "Men." "You really want to go first?" "Of course no. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first.
eve-rosser shane-collins Men
Hell", Shane spit in disgust. "I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her" He tossed her the bat.
violence-towards-women Violence monica
If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
Punishment shane-collins
Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.
Wonder claire-danvers morganville-vampires
