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Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane
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Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?
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Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.
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Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.
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Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
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You. O Positive. How many exits?" "What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?
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Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.
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Eve: She told me last! Shane: Boyfriend! Michael: Landlord! Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!
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No, not you two. Stay here." "Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?" Eve asked. "Men." "You really want to go first?" "Of course no. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first.
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Hell", Shane spit in disgust. "I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her" He tossed her the bat.
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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.
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Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies.
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