Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings."
Mom gave a startled laugh. "Sophie!"
"What? You did. I hope you like hot weather, Mom, that's all I'm saying.
Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake.'
Oh my God. Regret cake? Whatever was about to happen must be truly evil.
Wow, Cross. I think you missed your calling. Screw demon hunting: you should clearly be writing Hallmark cards.
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Dad, she's just going to freak. And probably come here and get me, and then you guys will start yelling at each other, and I'll have to act out by wearing lots of eyeliner and doing the drugs
But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake.
Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?"
Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.
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When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.
But laughing is exactly what I did.
Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.
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Most girls got flowers. I got a dirt pit used for demon raising. Nice.
Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?
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Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!
Cal had been waiting for us at the pond. When he’d seen me, he’d given me a barely perceptible nod, which was the Cal version of waving his hands over his head and yelling, “Hey, Sophie!