With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.
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Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
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Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant.
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People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
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I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.
Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.
It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
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Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.
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It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
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