Never, ever stop believing in magic, no matter how old you get. Because if you keep looking long enough and don't give up, sooner or later you're going to find Mary Poppins.
Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
politics government my-most-excellent-year
And if Henry Higgins is not the most reprehensible character ever written for the stage, that's only because somewhere, somehow, someone is composing a musical biography of Ronald Reagan
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
humor witty self-consciousness
The only thing I know about Moses is him coming down from the mountain with the commandments and saying 'The good news is I got him down to 10. The bad news is adultery is still in.
Humor moses commandments
Romance is a universally unspoken language understood by all living organism on this planet except heterosexual men.
romance heterosexuals men