I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV.
Little Miss Little Kids
That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.
I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
Process Takes I
I'm really proud of the writing on Door to Door, and I think that's the Emmy that meant the most - the writing.
Door Really I Think
Ninety percent of the preparation we do as actors is just jive. It doesn't do anything.
Anything Ninety Percent
Nobody became an actor because he had a good childhood.
Actor Had Nobody
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
Will Take Past
Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.
Caribbean Care Deal
We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing.
Even Thing Legally
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
Morgan Freeman Morgan Favorite
Directors work 10 times harder than anyone else. Get paid a quarter.
Than Work Get
I do them all for the money, I really do.
I Do Money Really