I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.
The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in TV shows.
I do them all for the money, I really do.
I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV.
Kids Little Little Kids
That red carpet has to be felt to be believed.
I'm sure I have a process, but it mostly takes place in my dreams.
Sure Mostly I
I'm really proud of the writing on Door to Door, and I think that's the Emmy that meant the most - the writing.
Meant I Door
Ninety percent of the preparation we do as actors is just jive. It doesn't do anything.
Nobody became an actor because he had a good childhood.
Good Because Good Childhood
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him.
Sort Know Past Life
Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.
Holy Grail Care Yeah
Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.
Everyone Cool Guy