A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
My only advice is to stay aware, listen carefully, and yell for help if you need it.
Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs.
Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either.
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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
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Here's some advice. Stay alive.
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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The only good thing to do with good advice is pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.
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I don't think anyone can give you advice when you've got a broken heart.