An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
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Every anniversary was a victory, a middle finger to everyone who thought we wouldn't last.
It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.
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todays the first anniversary of the asteroid hitting the moon. A year ago i was sixteen years old, a sophomore in high school.
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
You talk to him next year, another ring’s gonna be sittin’ at the base of that one.”
I felt my throat get tight.
Tate went on. “We’ll get married in April, anniversary we met.
The fate of the young man in his headphones, who faced a jail cell that very night, did not seem such a world away from his own predicament: an anniversary party full of academics.
The 150th anniversary of Penn State will highlight what is important and good about this distinguished institution and the fine people and research that it produces.
Penn State State Will
Mr. Speaker, I rise today to recognize the Peace Corps as it reached its 45th anniversary on March 1, 2006.
Speaker Peace I
I did that Dior Couture 60th anniversary show in July. It took so long to get ready, I think I would have rather been watching.
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I feel there should have been some recognition of the Spice Girls at this year's 25th anniversary. We flew the flag for Britain around the globe in the 1990s and we achieved a hell of a lot.
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