An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.
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The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
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Every anniversary was a victory, a middle finger to everyone who thought we wouldn't last.
It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year.
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todays the first anniversary of the asteroid hitting the moon. A year ago i was sixteen years old, a sophomore in high school.
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.
You talk to him next year, another ring’s gonna be sittin’ at the base of that one.”
I felt my throat get tight.
Tate went on. “We’ll get married in April, anniversary we met.
The fate of the young man in his headphones, who faced a jail cell that very night, did not seem such a world away from his own predicament: an anniversary party full of academics.
I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour.
Wife Years August
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Love Tenacity Any
Perhaps a hundred people assembled one evening, May 15, 1876, at the time when the country was celebrating the hundredth anniversary of its political independence.
Assembled Anniversary Hundredth
The chances of a reunion now are less likely. I was thinking of having a 40th anniversary of the band, but now they are really another band, so it's all a bit weird.
Now Likely Reunion