They took a baseball bat
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.
Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
just a few stray beetles
of various sizes.
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science.
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
My baseball team is called the I Ams. Just me and my clones on the roster. We’re devastating. Well, at least I am.
sports baseball devastation
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.
sports Humor baseball
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Football Players Smarter Penalized
I couldn't picture myself with a boyfriend, but if I had to, I envisioned a nice normal guy who turned in his math homework on time and maybe even played rec baseball.
There’s no crying in baseball and no love in Hell. It’s just the rules. You could say it’s against our religion, more or less.
I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds so we can see better!
tv baseball-is-boring boring
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
Baseball is only dull to dull minds
When I find the motherfucker who tortured an innocent cat to death just to send us a warning, I'm going to clobber him with a baseball bat
larsson Death libeth