Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Humor humor books
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
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You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
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My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I, um, I have this problem. I broke up with my boyfriend, you see. And I'm pretty upset about it, so I wanted to talk to my best friend. [...] The thing is, they're both you.
No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one.
A good friend keeps your secrets for you. A best friend helps you keep your own secrets.
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When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
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