How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
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But we're going to smile and pretend we're fine with the dorky birthmas gifts because people do not get that they can't mush a birthday into christmas.
I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.
Death smells like birthday cake.
Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.
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I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.
My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.
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Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake--you know, to send the right message to kids.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.
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