Every morning is my birthday and every night is my death-day.
Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.
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And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life—well, that was nobody's business, was it?
Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.
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It was the laughter of birthdays, of money found in an old pocket.
Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.
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Sneak out." He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?
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When someone's rattling on about blocked toilets, collapsing marquees, and penis-shaped birthday cakes, it's hard to convince yourself that you're in a life-or-death situation.
I clear my throat. "You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And...I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date.
Why ruin my sister's birthday simply because the entire planet was going to hell in a hand basket?
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God schedules a birthday, not man.
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It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.
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