Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.
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He doesn't see my breasts or my waist or my hips. He only sees the nightmare.
I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.
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Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.
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I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples!
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She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.
"DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted.
Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts."
"That's not any better!
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Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.
She started it,” Briec stated before holding his “perfect” daughter out to Talaith and announcing, “She
looks to need nourishment. Unleash your breasts for her.
Your lips are like sugar
And your cheeks an apple
Your breasts are paradise
And your body a lily.
O, to kiss the sugar
To bite the apple
To reveal paradise
And open the lily.
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All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.
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