I loved you!" he yelled. He jumped up out of his chair so quickly I never saw it coming. "I loved you, and you destroyed me. You took my heart and ripped it up.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
You Wants Favorite
When I glanced at the chair, it started to shake. I’d like to think it was scared of me, but I rarely invoked that response in living things, let alone inanimate objects.
kelley-armstrong stolen elena-michaels
Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.
humor simile anxiety
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Around Years Crosses
A woman with an education may be able to spend more time sitting in a chair instead of lying on her back. A sound advantage, I should think.
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.
ilona-andrews bran magic-burns
The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.
Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.
mortal-instruments Humor cassandra-clare
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
eating Food life
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
Funny funny truth