Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
friends animals books
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Just Humans Me
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Pigs Equals Us
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Legs Dog Calling
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
reticence animals grace
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
heaven dogs Death
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
animals heaven Dog
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Door Perpetually Dog