Time is a watchful adversary, who waits enduringly for that merciless hour, hurrying to work the hands of separation.
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
...what happened in New York and Washington is the same thing that England and America did to Berlin every day for three years during World War II -- and Germany did the same thing to England.
(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)
"How do you find America?"
"Turn left at Greenland.
Humor greenland wordplay
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Theory I Hours
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Humor politics napping
During your life, never stop dreaming. No one can take away your dreams
I once asked an old Japanese man why Japan decided to team up with Germany during WWII, and do you know what he told me? Well, you would if you speak Japanese, which I don’t.
funny germany japanese
Inspiration usually comes during work rather than before it.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
humor nonsense breakfast
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Must Being During
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Focus Must See