Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
Fun? “Katrina, I didn’t request to be set up on a date. I can’t go meet a complete stranger and….” he scanned the email again. “…and spend the night with her?
Whenever I open one of your emails it’s like you’re right there next to me, whispering your most personal computer virus into my hard drive.
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1. Do what you say you're gonna do
2. Show up!
3. Give genuine praise whenever you can
4. Never say sorry when you don't mean it
5. Never use sarcasm in email (and use the corny ass emoticons)
Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.
Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere else.
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A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message.
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I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.
A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.
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I'll email you,” he says as if he's asking me into the cellar to taste his vintage champagne.
Andai inginkan kebahagiaan setahun, semailah benih; andai inginkan kebahagiaan sepuluh tahun, tanamlah pokok dan andai inginkan kebahagiaan seratus tahun, didiklah manusia.