There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team.
Are you on our side...and want to be different, or are you on that side and want to throw a football at my head!?
When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch football than football.” But I’m just teasing them, and they know I’d really rather watch football than football.
absurd Absurd soccer
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Three Legally Declared
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.
Success Field Office
football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
football sports Life
The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Funny funny stupid
I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.
humor funny dreams
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
football family strategy
I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.
humour fooball fever-pitch
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Players Smarter You
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Philosophy Academe Modern