The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.
Everything I know about morality and the obligations of men, I owe it to football (soccer).
America has designated football as the international sport, but the rest of the world continues to apply the metric system inconsistently.
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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
We heard the army before we saw it.
The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Tonights is the first football game of the season West Paragon Dawgs versus East Paragon Dolphins - Cerberus guardiam of the underworld versus Flipper - go figure.
The way I see it, everyone's a Geek of some sort. Football, films, music - it doesn't matter what the interest is; if you're fascinated by it, then you're a Geek. Simple as that.