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The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.
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Everything I know about morality and the obligations of men, I owe it to football (soccer).
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America has designated football as the international sport, but the rest of the world continues to apply the metric system inconsistently.
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Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
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We heard the army before we saw it. The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.
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Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
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Tonights is the first football game of the season West Paragon Dawgs versus East Paragon Dolphins - Cerberus guardiam of the underworld versus Flipper - go figure.
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The way I see it, everyone's a Geek of some sort. Football, films, music - it doesn't matter what the interest is; if you're fascinated by it, then you're a Geek. Simple as that.
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