My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.
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Holiday leaned her elbows on her desk. "You can't find one thing that points to his guilt."
"He slept with your sister!" Burnett roared.
"Guilty of murder, not of being a piece of shit.
After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.
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Have I missed a national holiday? There must be celebrations in the streets for you to be home at this hour of the day."
"I'm calling it Summerset Goes Mute Day. The city's gone mad with joy.
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For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.
...my sanity threatened to take a holiday without me.
Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway.
Evergreens are prudish. Evergreens over the holidays are a tease.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.
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P.S. What the hell. Why not sign off with the traditional American greeting? "Merry Christmas," Uncle Vasile. "Happy holidays to you."
We want ecstasy as a way of life, not a liver-poisoning alcoholiday from it.
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