Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Sure it could get rough sometimes, but life wasn't a Hollywood movie. Shit happened. You fought, you screamed, and somehow you worked like hell to get out the other side still intact.
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This is a photograph of me as I wish I looked all the time. Then I might have a chance of getting in Hollywood.
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
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This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.
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The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology’s only credible conspiracy.
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I'm not just a man with these broken dreams, even I can go to heaven if I'm part deceased" ~ Johnny 3 Tears ("Pour Me" by Hollywood Undead)
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JK Rowling combines the ideas and imagination of an entire Hollywood movie studio with the precise execution of an extremely efficient dictator.
Plus, once he did the requisite double-take and recognized me, he’d probably beat the crap out of any guy who looked at me in all my Snow White meets Frederick’s of Hollywood glory.
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I blame Hollywood for skewing perspectives. Life is just a big romantic comedy to them, and if you meet cute, happily ever-after is a forgone conclusion.
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If you think Hollywood is depressing and corrupt, politics is really depressing and corrupt -- and fueled even more than Hollywood by money -- if that's possible.
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