I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans.
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Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity and change.
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Don't try to steer the boat.
Don't open shop for yourself. Listen. Keep silent.
You are not God's mouthpiece. Try to be an ear,
And if you do speak, ask for explanations.
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.
The true birthplace is that wherein for the first time one looks intelligently upon oneself; my first homelands have been books, and to a lesser degree schools.
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To those waiting with bated breath for that favorite media catchphrase, the U-turn, I have only this to say, ‘You turn if you want; the lady’s not for turning.
It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars.
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I was on HPD--Heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights for two years, and believe me, the ProCaths tried everything. I personally saved him from assassination eight times.
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Agatha had her tubes tied and now she can’t get any toothpaste.
To live is Christ, to die is gain
Pittsburgh was even more vital, more creative, more hungry for culture than New York. Pittsburgh was the birthplace of my writing.
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