When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
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I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.
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Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care.
Promise Poverty Anywhere
Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance.
Everyone Should Health
Life insurance is a dying industry.
death industry wordplay
I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective.
Food humor health
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Why should insurance companies continue to get away with limiting the skills that a health profession has always previously required of its members if they were to be considered fully trained?
Money politics money
Life is like an insurance policy, no matter what happens there’s always a deductible clause.
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Both terrorism and insurance sell fear -- and business is business
fear terrorism Business
When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going
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