When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
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I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.
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Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.
Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care.
Poverty Standing Regardless
Everyone should have health insurance? I say everyone should have health care. I'm not selling insurance.
I Health Insurance
Life insurance is a dying industry.
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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Die Argue Day
I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective.
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Life is like an insurance policy, no matter what happens there’s always a deductible clause.
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Both terrorism and insurance sell fear -- and business is business
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Why should insurance companies continue to get away with limiting the skills that a health profession has always previously required of its members if they were to be considered fully trained?
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I've been a young man. Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men's auto insurance rates go down.
This is not a coincidence.