When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
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Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.
"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.
Jailbait," he declared, leaping up. "You're a saint. A goddess, even.
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk."
"And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian.
WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE: RAPUNZEL
For horse thieving, kidnapping, jail breaking, and using her hair in a manner other than nature intended!
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A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you
Saying, 'Damn. We fucked up.
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Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.
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