I felt like I should salute. If only I knew how.
I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.
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Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
So the Myan calendar ends in 2012. So what? My calendar ends in December. I just buy a new one.
The new crimes that the US and Israel were committing in Gaza as 2009 opened do not fit easily into any standard category—except for the category of familiarity.
The year 2000 came from heaven, and so did my new mullet.
year- heaven mullet
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. [....] The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
When life is good, enjoy it. But when life is hard, remember:
God gives good times and hard times, and no one knows what tomorrow will bring. (Ecclesiastes 7:14, New Century Version)
My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
In that moment he had loved her far more than he had ever done when they were together and free. Also he knew that somewhere or other she was still alive and needed his help.
When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!