In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
gender-stereotypes men Men
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Applying Looking Trouble
In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
humor Humor politics
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.
One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Succeed Disgrace Many
All my life I'd been told what to believe about politics, coloreds, being a girl. But with Constantine's thumb pressed in my hand, I realized I actually had a choice in what I could believe.
Life bias taught-to-hate
When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine
It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
How in the world did they just jump from politics, to a ball, and now to daimon attacks? And here I’d thought I had the attention span of an ant on Red Bull.