For your own security it’s imperative you blend in with the native population.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.
simile Humor humor
There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.
politics Time right
You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe.
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.
Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
When I was a child my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk, you'll be the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound loping behind you, and nobody even looks at you funny.
blasé nonchalance Funny
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
Take Advice Pope
Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Pop music often tells you everything is OK, while rock music tells you that it's not OK, but you can change it.