In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
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Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.
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Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.
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I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
I'm a registered Republican, I only seem liberal because I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not gay marriage.
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Please tell me you're Republicans.
We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it...
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Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.
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Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid.
When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I’m a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations.
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