I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.
Love love humor
I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
You could love me, you know." He's smiling a strange sort of smile. "We would be unstoppable. We would change the world. I could make you happy." he says to me.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Art flying flight
The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.
Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.
Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!
...our memory has no guarantees at all, and yet we bow more often than is objectively justified to the compulsion to believe what it says.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
The person who says he knows what he thinks but cannot express it usually does not know what he thinks.
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.