Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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When you're screwing up and nobody says anything to you anymore, that means they've given up on you.
Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.
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Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained.
And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued.
Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
No. I do believe in them. I just think they’re absentee landlords. Right now, they’re probably hanging out somewhere in Las Vegas, screwing showgirls and cheating at poker.
Warring for peace is like screwing for virginity!!
There would be a lot fewer of us screwing up the game of life so brilliantly, if there was always a right answer instead of just a best--or even a less bad--answer.
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I'm saying the American way is to overcome, to conquer, to come out on top. And we do it by spending and eating and screwing our women harder than anyone else. That's all I'm saying.
We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
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Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
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I'm scared of screwing up my kids.