I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.
That's pretty hot," he said.
"Punching me in the eye?"
"Well, no. Of course not. I meant the idea of getting rough with you is hot. I'm a big fan of full-contact sports."
"I'm sure you are.
vampire mead frostbite
The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.
humor skiing snowboarding
If there's only one nation in the sky, shouldn't all passports be valid for it?
inspiration religion hope
I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.
Humor love humor
People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.”
Chuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder
They aren't the brightest crayons in the box
-Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)
max Humor maximum-ride
I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket.
He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.
Sports fans eat shit.
Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.
sports frustration physical-exercise