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You put too much stock in human intelligence, it doesn't annihilate human nature.
Intelligence human-nature
Your mind is a cupboard and you stock the shelves.
Metaphor
Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.
Virtue
Fuckstockings!
Humor
When you see a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it he keeps a very small stock of it within.
religion Religion
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
food Food meat
I want to write a book called, "Ten Steps to Asexuality." Of course, I recommend all those steps be taken in Birkenstock sandals.
write asexuality funny
Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinkin' grocery stores still exist and they're all still stocked.
Funny funny end-of-the-world
Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense.” “Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.
football fearlessness
Today I know this: when it comes time to take stock, the most painful wound is that of broken friendships; and there is nothing more foolish than to sacrifice a friendship to politics.
friendship politics
I was just stock in the middle, vague and undefined.
middle teens confusion
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
Humor heroes-of-olympus humor
