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You put too much stock in human intelligence, it doesn't annihilate human nature.
human-nature Intelligence
Your mind is a cupboard and you stock the shelves.
metaphor
Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.
virtue
Fuckstockings!
Humor
When you see a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it he keeps a very small stock of it within.
religion christianity
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
humor stinky-cheese food
I want to write a book called, "Ten Steps to Asexuality." Of course, I recommend all those steps be taken in Birkenstock sandals.
asexuality Funny write
Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinkin' grocery stores still exist and they're all still stocked.
armageddon end-of-the-world humor
Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense.” “Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.
football fearlessness
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
percabeth heroes-of-olympus hermes
Today I know this: when it comes time to take stock, the most painful wound is that of broken friendships; and there is nothing more foolish than to sacrifice a friendship to politics.
politics Friendship
I was just stock in the middle, vague and undefined.
teens middle Teen
