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You put too much stock in human intelligence, it doesn't annihilate human nature.
intelligence Intelligence
Your mind is a cupboard and you stock the shelves.
metaphor
Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.
Virtue
Fuckstockings!
Humor
When you see a man with a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend upon it he keeps a very small stock of it within.
Religion religion
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Food food stinky-cheese
I want to write a book called, "Ten Steps to Asexuality." Of course, I recommend all those steps be taken in Birkenstock sandals.
write funny Funny
Yeah, Vi, unless Armageddon hit while i was fuckin' you this morning and we missed it, I'm thinkin' grocery stores still exist and they're all still stocked.
armageddon funny humor
Bobby Tom told me he’s not afraid of the Chargers’ defense.” “Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.
football Fearless
Today I know this: when it comes time to take stock, the most painful wound is that of broken friendships; and there is nothing more foolish than to sacrifice a friendship to politics.
Friendship politics
I was just stock in the middle, vague and undefined.
teens confusion Teen
hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
rick-riordan Humor percabeth
