No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.
Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?
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God has given us more than fourteen billion cells and connections in our brain. Why would God give us such a complex organ system unless he expects us to use it?
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.
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Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.
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Girls under the age of fourteen are the most frightening creatures I have ever come across. - Jonah Griggs
Having your own, um, cave at eighteen is pretty cool.
People get stupid when they're in love; people want what they can't have; and the years between ages twelve and eighteen always, always suck.
Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
There's a difference between preferring books to parties and preferring sixteen cats to seeing the light of day.
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