It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.
Humor teenager immortals
Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic.
I’ve often wondered why more science textbooks don’t tell teenagers that the only thing sharks like to eat more than fish, are dead prostitutes.
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I know hate is a strong word and everything, but its okay: we're teenagers.
Every teenager in the world feels like that, feels broken or out of place, different somehow, royalty mistakenly born into a family of peasants. The difference in your case is that it's true.
Family magnus-bane ya
When you become a teenager, you step onto a bridge. You may already be on it. The opposite shore is adulthood. Childhood lies behind. The bridge is made of wood. As you cross, it burns behind you
Childhood childhood adulthood
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Will Phone Last
We were just two teenagers, looking up at the sky on a cold February night. So no, he didn’t give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity.
You’re a teenager. It’s all complicated.
Teenagers growing-up complicated
For in today’s generation of teenagers finding acceptance is hard, especially for those who dare to be different-then it’s impossible.
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