I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
When I was your age, television was called books.
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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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On Friday night, I was reading my new book, but my brain got tired, so I decided to watch some television instead.
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If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.
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That’s pretty much how we get through our own lives, watching television. Smoking crap. Self-medicating. Redirecting our attention. Jacking off. Denial.
Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.
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