The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words "engage," "honestly," or "marketplace.
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live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other
-Lady Gaga via twitter
Twitter provides us with a wonderful platform to discuss/confront societal problems. We trend Justin Bieber instead.
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She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!
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I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am
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…does not need Facebook, Twitter and Stumble Upon. She is a whole social media network all by herself.
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter's 140-character limit, so it's not happ
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Comb his Facebook page. See if he has a Twitter account. Follow up on every Google lead. I want to know what makes him tick, what makes him the man he is.
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Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people.
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Being on Twitter is like having a fern.
#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
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So I don’t think I’ll make Poet Laureate,
but I swear I’m not twisted and bitter,
If finely-wrought talents
don’t weigh in the balance,
I can always write haiku on Twitter.
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