Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.
A number I'd love to know: the % of those now saying 'we have to vote Obama to stop an attack on Iran' who will support one if Obama does it.
As always, imagine how great the press corps would be if it devoted 1/1000th the energy to dissecting non-sex political wrongdoing
The fate of your heart is your choice and no one else gets a vote
I am simply a 'book drunkard.' Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot withstand them.
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
American Never Voted
I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.
A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
Character elections civic-duty
In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.
I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser.
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